Hey guys, next time you're piss drunk, just remember the golden rule: #-T-A-X-I. Use it to call yourself a taxi, OK?
Again, next time you're embarrassingly drunk off your ass, dial:
POUND-T-A-X-I
Pound is the one to the right of "ZERO". Of course you know left and right when you're seeing double.
For those who have a QWERTY keyboard, that's:
POUND (right of zero)-EIGHT-TWO-NINE-FOUR
Sorry to all T-Mobile customers. If you're lucky enough to remember all this shit when half your face is in the toilet, it'll cost you an extra $1.29 to $1.79 (depending on your local area) to save your life.
