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Jun 10, 2011

MOVED

Guys, I just got out of jail and am ready to blog again.

This is to be continued at www.calvinmaphoto.com/blog

So go on.....

Jul 30, 2010

THE BEST SHIT EVER

I promise you think is better than anything you have seen in the past one million years.

Jul 28, 2010

Let's put metal on top of this metal

i can imagine rza being a real life kramer.

Jul 27, 2010

Zach Snyder was like the new, trendy restaurant in town. He served up a new dish that everyone loved, those people demanded more, but he didn't put out. Why? He knew he was a one-trick pony. But he also knew it's a damn good trick. As a professional one-trick pony myself, I know the best way to milk that shit is to not do your one trick often. Haven't you ever did a funny ass impression of something, and everyone asked you to do it over and over and over? It's sort of like that.

Anyway, see that picture above? It's Apple's trailer site's splash page of Sucker Punch. How the fuck are you NOT wanting to see more after a still like that? I mean, really. Really? Really.

Zach Snyder, I commend you, Mr. One Trick, for not selling your soul too fast, and to keep us wanting more (ahem, M. Night Shamaladicka). You can show a blue man's balls all you want in IMAX, but we'll still keep shelling out $15 to see more.

Jul 17, 2010

Valhalla Rising

300

minus Hollywood storyline template

plus extraordinary cinematography

minus Hollywood actors

plus a gory, blood-soaked trailer (hence, the "international" trailer) in HD

equals just watch this shit

Jun 16, 2010

Meet Hayabusa, the real gangster

The Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) sent a spacecraft to land on a comet to collect data that might lead us to answers on the origin of the universe. It re-entered Earth on June 13th.

Did you read what I just wrote? Human beings built a robot that left our planet to travel 1.25 billion miles to land on something that's 585 yards wide, traveling in space at 56,000mph. Michael Bay couldn't even sell that to Paramount. If I told you it's the equivalent of shooting a dove in Moscow from Daly City, I'd be lying because that would be a million times easier.

Before you start worrying about whether what kind of bagel to have for breakfast, peep this video. It's a recording from a plane that shows the re-entry of Hayabusa, the big-dicked spaceship that made this all possible.