He pisses hieroglyphics all over my house.
Eats my dog's food.
Tears up my rooms.
But I got him back. I had his bitch ass shaved in the worst way possible. He is really embarrassed.
He used to look like this.
Now he looks like this.
Don't fuck with Calvin. Because I'll post embarrassing pictures of you taking a shit.
He looks like he went tanning in a turtleneck.
