Dickless in 20 minutes

I experienced two dickless acts in less than 20 minutes today. First off, on a busy ass intersection, a tranny comes up to me, asks me in his highest voice, "Daddy, you got a cigarette?" "Sorry, I don't smoke," I say. Then, in his bassiest voice, he asks, "What about a blowjob." Everyone looked at me. So I soured my face and replied, "Come on, dogg."

Then, 20 minutes later, I'm driving my 3-week old speedwagon, and Mr. Joseph Margolis decides to not look back and pull his car out of his spot. He then swipes my ENTIRE passenger side. Front fender, door, rear fender, rim- all need to be replaced. Worst part is the back wheel is dented in, so suspension work needs to be done. And that NEVER goes back to original.

Sorry, I always try to keep this blog PG, but life isn't PG, and this is about life.

Einey can't believe it, either. Damage is worst in person. My camera, life sucks.