Zach Snyder was like the new, trendy restaurant in town. He served up a new dish that everyone loved, those people demanded more, but he didn't put out. Why? He knew he was a one-trick pony. But he also knew it's a damn good trick. As a professional one-trick pony myself, I know the best way to milk that shit is to not do your one trick often. Haven't you ever did a funny ass impression of something, and everyone asked you to do it over and over and over? It's sort of like that.
Anyway, see that picture above? It's Apple's trailer site's splash page of Sucker Punch. How the fuck are you NOT wanting to see more after a still like that? I mean, really. Really? Really.
Zach Snyder, I commend you, Mr. One Trick, for not selling your soul too fast, and to keep us wanting more (ahem, M. Night Shamaladicka). You can show a blue man's balls all you want in IMAX, but we'll still keep shelling out $15 to see more.
