I was at a Greenpeace party last night at Sean Penn's house in Marin County and spotted David Austin Green with Megan Fox.

Just kidding. This was from How To Lose Friends and Alienate People with that funny dude below and an ensemble of high performing D-list stars.



It was a hilarious surprise, this movie was. Think of it as a guy's version of Devil Wears Prada but with Vanity Fair, instead. Megan Fox, who's known to the rest of the world as one-dimensional, uses her one dimension to actually portray Megan Fox in the movie, but hilariously. Just watch it. It's worth it with the BF, GF, or BFF.

David Austin Green plays David Austin Green in the movie, and all he did was carry Megan Fox's coat. Hilarity ensues.

UPDATE: I called this motherfucker David Austin Green. I just found out it was Brian Austin Green and he played David in 90210. I know this is a mistake, but I'm keeping it because it's funny.