Oh HEEEEEEELL NO

This is a robot... that looks like you. And talks with your voice. In the video below, the little robot asks or a decaf latte. Seriously.

From Gizmodo:

A Japanese company named Little Island is selling custom robots for $2,215. You send in a photo and a small mountain of money and they'll mail back a robot that can learn your voice before connecting via LAN to read your RSS aloud. It also features a camera, 80GB of storage, 512MB RAM, multiple servos and can double as a VOIP handset...a very large, disturbingly asexual VOIP handset.